Funeral Parlor Digest

succubus asked:


It seems like a really cool thing to do. You get to see all the people crying, embalm or cremate dead people and you throw the afterparty when everybody comes to see the casket or the urn and you serve drinks. It’s a great job and I’d really like to do it. And I can do all that, but do I need some sort of a special license to run a funeral home?

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Sam asked:


Ok, I was wondering if anyone could tell me how to play the funeral march on the bass Bb clarinet….Just because I want to know how. Thanks!

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Teresa♥ asked:


This week i will be attending a funeral & im stuck on whats the appropriate thing to wear. Its going to be in compton c.a so the weather is going to be really hot. I dont wanna go too dressed up and i also dont wanna go in my casual shorts and a t-shirt. Please help. Thanks.

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